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THE REAL INTERNET HAS CHANNELS.
...
JUST PUT SOMETHING ON.
ON NOW / PROBABLYCLICK SOMETHING →
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CHANNEL GUIDE

PICK A CHANNEL.
JUST PUT SOMETHING ON.

SAME BUTTONS.
DIFFERENT WORLDS.
CH 066

VIRAL CLIPS

BAD IDEAS. CAMCORDERS. ACCIDENTAL LEGENDS. THINGS SOMEONE DEFINITELY SAID NOT TO POST.

CH 089

COMEDY

SKETCHES, BAD INTERVIEWS, PEOPLE BREAKING CHARACTER + PREMISES THAT SHOULD HAVE ENDED EARLIER.

CH 042

MUSIC

VIDEOS, BASEMENT SETS, PARKING-LOT PERFORMANCES + SOMEBODY HOLDING THE CAMERA WRONG.

CH 118

PUBLIC ACCESS

LOCAL LEGENDS. OPEN PHONE LINES. FOLDING TABLES. ABSOLUTELY NO MEDIA TRAINING.

CH 205

CARTOONS

DIFFERENT WORLDS. DIFFERENT DRAWING STYLES. DIFFERENT RULES. SAME CHANNEL.

CH 017

ADS

ORIGINAL COMMERCIALS THAT ARE PART OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INSTEAD OF SOMETHING TO SKIP.

CH 404

WEIRD SHIT

OLD-WEB ENERGY. GAMING CHAOS. MYSTERY FILES. WEBCAMS. SHIT WITHOUT CONTEXT.

CH 313

AFTER MIDNIGHT

THE STUFF THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE AFTER EVERYBODY ELSE HAS GONE TO BED.

YOU HAVE REACHED THE BOTTOM OF TELEVISION.This is not an accomplishment.